Lord Vader

For some reason, the Orioles worship Darth Vader as well. What does September 16th mean????

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The Dream of All Dreams

Quirky storefronts in Hampden that made it difficult to arrange bars & restaurants in a pleasing manner. Gas lamps providing low, seedy lighting and eerie shadows in the corners. Shady characters and sordid criminals lined the bar, slogging and sloshing thick beer and whiskey onto the sticky countertop and dirty floor. They spoke of past horrible deeds and laughed about them.

Post apocalyptic city. Samurai swords carried by groups of citizens as they stormed the streets to save the city – razor-sharp blades slicing off fingers, hands, arms & legs. Guns firing in all neighborhoods. Smashed, burning cars everywhere. Zombies eating the slow and the weak.

And then, sauntering down the mayhem-filled streets came Darth Vader, Lord of the Sith. He surveyed the destruction and chaos, arms held wide, nodding his head in approval. I approached him slowly, samurai sword gripped firmly.

Stong stuff.

I officially have The Shakes. When coworkers make a double batch of coffee, it's probably a good idea to pour a small cup. I feel like I'm going to puke. Or die. Maybe both.

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