Sorry, but that's how real songs end up in this house: 2 Minutes To Midnight by Maiden becomes a chant for kebobs headed for the grill. Other classics:
"Put The Sodas In The Fridge!" (from that song by Drowning Pool, sung as we moved all of our crap from the apartment into our new house - first-time buyers' discount and all)
"Woo Hoo, BLACK UNDIES!" (Stevie Newton-John will recognize this as Black Diamond by KISS. Everyone should rest easy knowing that it wasn't sung about me.)
"'Scuse me, while I kiss this guy!" or "Scuse me, while I eat this fly!" (Classic derivitaves from Purple Haze that we've all heard before.)
From the song "So Alive" by Love & Rockets, there were plenty of laughs that I won't repeat here due to the crude sophomoric nature. Don't get the idea that I don't laugh my ass off when they pop into my head. I'll just keep it to myself for now.
I'm laughing again, fixated on those songs. More to follow...
2 comments:
Duuuuude! I didn't know you guys bought a house? How did I miss this? Have I been in a coma?
Congratulations!!! Where do it be???
And I have one more for ya: Listen to "Peace Sells But Who's Buying" when you're drunk. My friend Gina pointed out in high school that if you're really hammered, Mustaine is saying "Loose Sweaters For Loose Bodies."
20 yrs later, I can't NOT hear that.
I know that somewhere along the way, "Peace Sells" became somthing like "Peas sell, but Who's buyin'?"
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